Thursday, June 11, 2009

Snake on ya Bawlls Lambert


Is it just me, or is there sumthin disturbin about this cover? At first glace, nuthin new. Young, hot, barely legal, seductive, fresh outta the closet, “wild idol”. But then I took a closer look. Everything is centered around the crotch area. The snake, the buttafly, that crazy medieval belt.That snake is just about to slitha right into Lambert’s pants. What would happen then? That snake would wrap itself up in those bawlls and then young Adam would really have sumthin to sing about. I mean, I don’t even know where to start with this. Is it a subliminal message or sumthin? Or is Adam already into some freakin business? And the buttafly too. What’s that all about? This is all too deep for Joyce. Quite frankly, this is too deep for Adam Lambert. Just show us ya hot gay bawlls and get on with it.

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