If Sidney Crosby’s bawlls look anything like Sidney Crosby’s chin, Joyce is not a fan. I pic-cha a fuzzy little patchy rug on each bawll. Like someone took a riding lawnmower to a 70’s shag all ovah those bawlls.
Some people say that it doesn’t matter what Sidney’s bawlls look like, it’s how he plays that mattuhs. Joyce disagrees. Sidney, take it from an expert, fuzzy patchy rug bawlls are never a good idea. When the playoffs are ovah and you shave that chin, do us all a fava and get rid of the fuzz rugs on ya bawlls as well.
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