Oh jeez, I’m sorry too everybody. It’s hard to post from the stables but I managed to get internet access at a little café this aftuhnoon. Speaking of the stable, have I got a doozy for yous guys. Have ya heard of Sammy Sosa? The baseball playa? Well, he retired (again) from baseball last month and has been spending all his time back in the Dominican. Where in the Dominican you ask? Joyce’s stables. Yup, that's right. Sosa has taken up horseback ridin’! He says it hurts is bawlls, that they're a deep shade of purple from all the bouncin'. We talk about his bawlls a lot actually. I’ve offuhd to massage them, ice them, but Sammy wants to keep things platonic. Maybe someday Sammy, maybe someday.
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