Henry Allingham died on Saturday. At 113, he was the worlds oldust living man. Before he died of "natural causes", he credited his long life to "cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women". Gotta love this old basturd... When I heard the news I couldn't help but wunda what 113 year old bawlls would be like. Do they get better with age, like fine cheese or a full bodied red wine? Fat chance! I think it's more likely that they wrinkle to raisin proporshuns and droop down to his sock garters. You know you're old when ya hafta move ya wrinkled bawlls outta your way to take ya socks off. At 113, Henry was probably trippin' on his balls all the time. Since when does "natural causes" mean "tripped ova my crazy old bawlls and kicked the bucket"?
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