So this guy, Adrian Beltre, tore and bruised his bawll sac the utha day while playing baseball.
Earth to Adrian! Ya supposed to wear one of those plastic cups if you play sports, ya silly asshole. You think they’re uncomftable? What’s more uncomftable Adrian? A cup on ya bawlls or the look on that special someone’s face when she goes down there and sees a big, blue, swollen sac? I think I know the ansa. Not to mention the feeling you must get when ya walkin' like a duck down the street. Now that's uncomftable.
Protect ya bawlls Adrian. I neva wanna have ta post about this issue again. It’s too upsetting.
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