Chaz Bono has bawlls. Literally. Huge bawlls for a girl. Or former girl. Confused? So was she…
Chastity Bono, daughter of Cher and Sonny, was born with lady bits. But inside, Chastity was Chaz – the man you see before you today. Chastity undawent genda reassignment surgery, brave ladyboy that she is. She turned her twat into a twig and got some fake berries implanted. Kinda makes ya wunda if fake bawlls are like fake boobs… if done right, you wouldn’t even be able to tell. As a ball connoisseur, I like to think I’d be able to tell the difference. I’d like to put Chaz’s balls in one of those mystery boxes and Jon Bon Jovi’s bawlls in anotha, grab a bottle of zinfandel and a pack of Marlboros, throw on Slippery When Wet and play “Are they real?” all night long. Doesn’t even matter if I’m wrong, Deb doesn’t discriminate in any mattas relatin’ to bawlls.
The pic above shows Chastity and Chaz - then and now.
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