So many celebs, so many bawlls

Hey Deb, check this out! I was cruisin' the web tonight and I found this article about celebs grabbin' their bawlls in public on some fancy new news source "The Daily Beast". And wouldn't cha know it, THREE of our Bawll Talk featchas are on here. Whata the chances? Our baby tabby Zac Efron, lady-boy Biebs (wait till ya see his stupid hipsta glasses) AND your main squeeze mista Beckham are all in this article or slideshow, whateva it is. I tell ya Deb, I had to chew on a piece a ice after I saw the picha of David. I was on fiyah. There is nuthin' betta, nuthin' betta in this life than seein' a hot man holdin' his own bawlls.

Anyways, this is a good read, a real good read. Apparently Fergie has a dick and Dustin Hoffman has a blast with his bawlls, laughin' his bawlls off with his own bawlls in his hand. You're gonna love it Deb.

Beibah Bawlls

Hey folks, Deb here. I may not have been updating this blog, but I assure ya, I've been eatin', sleepin' and breathin' bawlls every day since my last post. I dream about bawlls. I see bawlls when I close my eyes and pictcha them through ya pants, handsome. Not that much has changed in the past 3 years. Not that much at all. Oh, wait, I did get black-out wasted on a 12 pack of Smirnoff Ice and 9 months later a baby fell out my lady junk. So, that happened...

Oh, and Beibah-fevah. That happened too. This adorable little lady-boy became a big star. I don't know about you gals, but I like my fantasy men to look like men. Burt Reynolds... now there's a big star. But to each his own, and if you like your fella to be smooth all ova, here's the guy for you. And I don't mean shaved. I mean smooth, like a frickin' Ken doll. Ok, he probably has a tiny wiena, but the Beibah has no bawlls! I can't say for sure, but I'm pretty edumacated in bawllery, and I predict a large empty space in his shorts where his bawlls would be if he was a man.

Sorry Beibah. You're still a kid, maybe ya bawlls will drop soon, hey? Chin up, buttacup.